casey garfield

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tweets

i hate twitter. even though i recently made a poetry account because it's where the literary scene runs from, i got rid of my personal and barely go on it anymore. for months, i deleted the twitter app and replaced it with this page where i put the silly little thoughts i would otherwise tweet. it's done wonders for my mental health tbh

here are my tweets:

• my knuckle tattoos reading 'FUCK' and 'HATE' were well intentioned but poorly executed
• god may have made a few bad calls, but if that hot bitch is in charge of making cactus fruit red bull, i could learn to forgive and forget
• true crime podcast for the moderate social faux pas i made at the open mic
• i'm like the white eminem
• i love when people are described as like "an influential feminist thinker" because then i get to think of myself as a less influential feminist thinker. i fucking love thinking about women
• rejected magazine feature: Snail Mail Wordle, where everyone writes in their guesses on a postcard, one gets chosen and used as the guess in next month's issue and it takes half a year to get through the 6 guesses. the word was THROB
• abandoned chapbook idea: 'youtube videos i watched after therapy' where every poem is titled after a youtube video i watched after therapy. EPIC Pike Fishing with the Savage Gear 3D Rat Lure! (crazy hits!) was pretty alright, project ultimately replaced with a performance piece where i look after myself without trying to turn it into content for it to be worthwhile
• can't believe there's a bit in the willy wonka movie where he makes fun of an oompa loompa's name. sir you are called penis off-kilter